Friday, July 3, 2009

ANDY MOK

BIRD-BRAINED ANDY.


''A person average IQ falls between 90 and 100, but i guessed Andy's squared head contains just a mere 75 IQ....'' ~ Lim Zhao Wei



To prove this stunning discovery, i observe Andy's reactions on basic life skills like eating and talking. With a passing test in my hands, he failed all. I once throw a ball at him, surprisingly he tried eating it.

2 Jul 09, 5.46 pm. For some unknown reasons, he spammed at my tagboard. I was happy for him to be able to use a computer and typing words on what to him seems 'complicated and impossible.' I noticed a slight error on his post in the tagboard.

''zw: I'm sooo sorry too. Sorry for saying shts at ur blog and i promise you that i wont do it again...''

To people like him, it's a miracle. To ordinary people, they will think that the person called 'zw' is honest. To extraordinary people, it was like who would say sorry on his blog? I mean if were to say sorry, why not go to his blog and apologise? Who the hell on earth would apologise on his blog?

Maybe i fall on the extraordinary people section. The same thought flashed through my mind. Immediately it was Andy who wrote that. Using despicable methods he impersonated me and type quite lots of crap there. Hard to believe Andy is that smart huh? Me too. Up till now i am still wondering... How did the hell could he use a computer?

Friday, June 26, 2009

Wild Wild Wet 25/6

Yesterday. FRIDAY

As early as 8am, Andy, Benjamin and I met up and had breakfast together at KFC. After that we went to Wild Wild Wet and reached there at approximately 10.30 am. For some reasons, we postponed the trip from Wed to Fri for some stupid lovesick person. The aftermath, some people free on Wed might not make it on Fri, so we sacrifice them. Anyway, i find Wild Wild Wet cheapskate. The flooring is rough and the plastic/rubber mats, supposedly to create friction to prevent from slipping has algae and mosses thriving on it. Minor water leaks dripping on us. Stone walls are uneven and not polished. Brushing on them is the last time you want to do. Salt is added to the water as it is a cheaper germicide and it lowers the water temperature. Making the water damn salty. And the canteen... Worse. The food was not at all appetising and not at all nice and worth $3! And the bubble tea was just syrup with water and some pearl. Nevertheless, we had lots of splashing fun especially the Tsunami pool. We played Urla-lah which is where 3-6 people sit on a giant buoy and slide down a slide. I guess the more people on board, the faster the buoy. We go to the waterworks where we slide down a slide individually. We spent most of our time slacking and lazing on the Shiok River and tracking people. From 10.30, we played till 6pm. The merciless sun hanging on the sky, sending heatwaves at us. For dinner, me and Benjamin were planning to eat the grilled food in Long John Silvers but there were no seats available. Instead, we eat at Macs. When i got home, i realised i got sunburn! Aww... that was very sad. I was red and tanned all over.


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

BETA TESTING

THIS BLOG IS UNDER MAINTANENCE

The owner of this blog will not post any more posts until the CBT is over. Regarding this urgent issue, the owner of this blog declined any interviews and speeches but promise that he will update and inform the fans out there when the blog is reopened. The owner of the blog was reportedly saying, '' they just have to wait. Who is the superior one here? ''

Friday, June 19, 2009

NEW BLOG!

PASSION FOR BLOGGING HAS IGNITED WITHIN ME.

For some unknown reasons i feel like creating a blog. Well let's hope that this passion keep on igniting, because my last blog lasts not more than a mere 30 minutes... First time doing some serious blogging, don't expect too much from me =D ( you can't expect anything from a seasoned blogger anyway ) Thanks to Benjamin for helping me out with the skins anyway.